The Epic Battle: Man vs Chicken Combat for a Better World

The chickens aren’t just here to kill—they want to conquer us from within. Reports from the frontlines tell of something far worse than death: the grotesque mating rituals of these monstrosities. The roosters, swollen with pulsating, veiny sacs of foul-smelling seed, pin down screaming men, their razor claws ripping through flesh to expose raw, bloody openings. With a sickening thrust, they force their dripping, barbed ovipositors into torn skin, pumping thick, yellowish sludge deep into their victims. The air fills with the wet squelch of insemination and the shrieks of the defiled as the chickens cackle in triumph.